Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Inauguration Day



Every four, or in some cases, eight years, Americans watch as a newly elected President is sworn into office. It's an exciting time as people wonder, "What will the next four years bring?" Alas, for me, this new leadership brings no such hope. You see, I voted for a candidate whose name was unfairly kept off the ballots. That's right. I voted for a true American hero, Garfield the cat. You see, unlike the more traditional HUMAN candidates, Garfield offered real hope to those of us who are decidedly more feline in our politics. Garfield understood that truly great leaders nap for at least 16 hours a day. When they're not napping, great leaders are eating because food is that important. Finally, Garfield has never been afraid to turn to available resources, and by available resources I mean television, for wisdom in making important decisions. And now, if you'll excuse me, I think I will go drown my sorrows in a gallon of ice cream!

4 comments:

  1. Dear olier, do you no who is the new vip .On presidents day we got a new vip. The new vip is Isabella.I hope you come up with some more good post. from Isabella

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  2. Hi Oliver, I like gardfeild too. I wonder if Miss Rotz will be happy if she saw you in a big puddle of ice cream. I like ice cream too. I also like to nap too well waching TV.

    -- Max

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  3. from.ji yuan why do you vote for garfield

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  4. Hi Oliver,
    You have a very funny costume! Did Miss Rotz waster her money? You look like a Santa cat! Where is your bag of presents.

    Me Anthony Lee

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